Disabled goldfish gets harness to help her stay afloat
this is very important
"I’m afraid you have stage 9 animes."
"Doctor, what’s going to happen to me?"
*Doctor turns away from the patient and speaks in a grim tone.*
"Your desu has advanced too far, you have less than a week to live."
I WANT ONE SO BADLY YOU ALL DON’T EVEN KNOW!
NO WE ALL KNOW
I found the best card for my dad
mom: where are you going its almost midnight
why can’t periods just last for like an hour, like okay you’ve made your point, I’m not pregnant you can leave now